dark moon magic

my pièce de résistance.

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3-5 hours of alchemical genius—guided by your unique elemental makeup.

i draw from the one-offs on the shelf (and the bottles under the counter) to distill an intuitive blend of what you need into the key that unlocks your wings.

 

dissolve blocks, transform friction into momentum, catapult into the unimaginable.

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ready for an upgrade?

here's your invitation.

you already Know.

"and if i don't?"
well, then you can trust the universe, a.k.a. your highest self, to cut through the noise (and—9 times out of 10—give you some serious chills) as i prove to you you do (with a quantum mechanically-guided hit of my full-spectrum coaching that translates what you thought you didn't know into actionable steps that put you in the flow).

explore the energies at play, bring patterns into focus, gain the insight to move through your biggest stumbling blocks—gracefully.

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ready for 90-180 mins of pure clarity?
grandmother and grandfather await.

you don't need a coach—you have everything you need within you.

(i get it—i had to do it all by myself, too.)

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and, i don't need to "be your coach" to share a pinch of insight to tweak what's not working (or a dose of high-vibe soul medicine when you’re mid-crisis, forgetting what you already know).

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if you're stuck—not knowing what to do, knowing but resisting, or doing the damn thing and not seeing results—you will figure it out, eventually.

 

and, i could help you fix it—now.

i was born for this—come and get your twerk on.

you've done the emotional work to build the rich soil nutritional seeds need to take root and now you're ready for some tailored guidance to up your food game (with the foundational teachings on food science, anatomy, curative foods and therapeutic diets that make sense for your life).

we build your understanding of the why's, when's and how's of what to eat (and not to eat) so you can make intuitive decisions on how to feed yourself wisely, in any situation.

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ready to eat like a Boss?

chew chew, all aboard the regenerative nutrition express!

(no dear, it's not a typo—this is the bitesize cut of my signature 5-day mary poppins mentoring program.)

3-4 hours of precision guidance to blitz through any mess and leave you in ship-shape, high-vibe bliss.

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i arrive at your home/office/bear cave rocking my absolute favourite way to teach: as detox your life-professor non-emeritus on ground Zero—for change, calibrated to your current capacity.

wielding my canary in the coal mine vision—that spots low-vibes you'd never even think to suspect—i flag what’s poisoning your world (inner and outer, colour-coding priorities if you need a gradual shift), riffing the exact schooling you need to transform your [fill in the blank] into a high-vibe sanctuary.
Zero blind spots. Zero time wasted. Zero drowning in the endless library of things to learn.

ready to get drunk on spoonfuls of sugar?
(yes, that is a play on a cultural reference i probably "shouldn't" use on a site for holistic coaching—because not everyone will get it, and no, i don't endorse spoonfuls of actual sugar—but now you know how i feel about "should"s, don't you.)

let's get your nest vibin'—one tweetin' mountain at a time.